I did marry one of my children off. I chose my son. I chose my son because I didn’t like his hair and I wanted to keep my pretty daughter and my shy daughter. Turns out, when you marry off your Tamagotchi child, that’s the one you keep. You rear their family and the Nazis take away your favourite daughters.
On the plus side, my daughter-in-law is pretty and in the shape of a crystal and I have and granddaughter and grandson that I have to look after while the lazy arse parents are out playing snooker and choosing jewels.
I kinda want another Tamagotchi so I can make connections and play games and shit.
I’m such a child and cannot believe that I have just said that I want another Tamagotchi.
