My Tamagotchi children are a week and a half old now.  I have a son and two daughters and they’ve grown into such wonderful people.  I’m so proud of them (even though they keep going back to being a ‘blended family’ when I’ve tried to groom nurture them into an ‘artistic family.).

Anyhoo, I waSn’t sure if they were old enough to date so I’ve just checked if the dating channel would work and it did!  I went a little bit sick, if truth be told.  It wanted me to choose a child to palm off!  It was like ‘Sophie’s Choice’!  I almost sent off one of my daughters, Memetchi, but she’s my favourite and by far the prettiest, so I went to hand over Chantotchi, my other daughter, but she’s so quiet and I don’t think she’s ready for marriage, so I decided that my son, Kuromamatchi, would be the better option.

I selected him, and when I saw his options I got all mother-in-law on myself and thought, ‘YOU’RE NOT TAKING MY SON AWAY FROM ME!’ and went back to my homescreen.

To conclude: I don’t agree with arranged marriage and I’m gonna be the mother-in-law from Hell.