August 2010
5 posts
Eggshell Heart, Cat Mouse Cat :) xx
“What make of dog is Lennon?”
– ~ Jackie Curley
Lennon is my cat.
Of all the dull things that the dullest festival...
June 2010
2 posts
Thumbs Up
Here is a status - without a hint of irony - that recently appeared on my Facebook news feed:
Whatsherface Is worried about 2nyt but fingers crossed.xxx
Thingymebob: good luck for what ever your doing tonight x
Whatsherface: Cheers Thingymebob! Iv gota sign language exam
(And it’s ‘you’RE’!)
I’m doing the Birmingham Half Marathon which is almost half as impressive as doing the London Marathon. I’d proper love it if you sponsored me. It’s for a well good cause. Cheers! :)
http://www.justgiving.com/jade-curley
Love you! :)
May 2010
3 posts
WatchMy new favourite person. I want to share every single video with you all but instead I shall just instruct you to watch all 544 at your own convenience. This here link is a good start. May I also recommend the following:
Ghostbusters Dance
Who Are You Halloween Dance
Private Dancer Dance
Peter Gunn Dance
Mr Vain Dance 2
I’d also like to draw your attention to her second...
David Cameron and Nick Clegg walk into a bookshop and ask for a book on coalitions. The storekeeper says “It’s over there on the left … sorry I mean the right … No! I tell a lie. We sold out”.
Er...Erm...Dead Air...There You Go
You can hear my first radio broadcast here. You can even download it and take me with you wherever you go.
Aw.
PS: “Does exactly what it says on the tin” was supposed to come out a lot more ironic.
April 2010
3 posts
Pipe Dreams and Plumbing
When I was 13, I decided that I wanted to present Blue Peter and carried this lazy dream for a number of years. When I was 19, I travelled to Glasgow to attend a TV presenter audition, but Holly Willoughbygot that job. I was pretty crap, I admit: years of practice in my bedroom and an overly scripted rehearsal in my hotel room the night before only provided shakes and stutters and a massive loss...
“That’s why I have no imagination…because my head is so full of...”
– Probably the best thing my Pops has ever said. My response? “I make things up because I’m stupid.”
March 2010
6 posts
“She seems like a serious person. She must’ve been born in winter.”
– What?!
February 2010
14 posts
This is so lovely to work to →
Mother’s Lament, Cream
Brillo!
Girl
After everything I said about Valentine’s Day, I received a gift and my eventual reaction wasn’t quite the one that was probably desired.
The reason was incredibly sweet. Thank you.
(I’ve gone all Sylvia Plath. Sort of. I’ve also broken my rule to not be cathartic online. Just this once, I promise!)
Proud/Smug/Showing Off
This needs noting:
I, Jade Laura Curley, have lost 2lb this week, which totals 10lb since new year, which totals 1st 4lb since September. Chuff-oed! I lost some weight over the summer but then put it back on plus a little more because Australia made me eat Tim Tams. I’m still a fatty, though. Not as much, but I still gots to get riddo this belluh!
I’m doing the Great Midlands in...
“Hitler loved nothing more than visiting building sites.”
Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video. →
via kaitmarie:
“There’s only one thing to do to escape the angry lizard: retreat.”
HAPPY PALINDROME DAY!
01/02/2010 :D
January 2010
4 posts
This week I have mostly been...
…dying my hair to what I thought would be a dark blonde but the hairdresser lady said I had to go darker so now I’m a brunette and every so often feel like I look like I’m wearing a wig but I kind of love it a little bit and I’ve also mostly been getting two 2:1s and a first in my coursework which is great news because this time it counts towards my degree and hopefully my...
Safes
Hello, New Year! A new decade; the year ten past eight. I’m not sure if this year could ever match the last one, but then it’s only a flipping established time period and it just so happened that between the dates of January 1st and December 31st 2009, I generally had a pretty bloody good time. That my good times were within the space of an actual year, I’d say is...
December 2009
12 posts
Single Mom Continued...
I did marry one of my children off. I chose my son. I chose my son because I didn’t like his hair and I wanted to keep my pretty daughter and my shy daughter. Turns out, when you marry off your Tamagotchi child, that’s the one you keep. You rear their family and the Nazis take away your favourite daughters.
On the plus side, my daughter-in-law is pretty and in the shape of a...
“I used to look like Mick Hucknall…That’s how I met my wife. She...”
– Leigh Francis
Single Mom
My Tamagotchi children are a week and a half old now. I have a son and two daughters and they’ve grown into such wonderful people. I’m so proud of them (even though they keep going back to being a ‘blended family’ when I’ve tried to groom nurture them into an ‘artistic family.).
Anyhoo, I waSn’t sure if they were old enough to date so I’ve just...
As from Tuesday my life will be my own again! My coursework will be handed in and I won’t have to write words that I’m not the frig arsed about.
I can’t wait to create! I’ve got all these thoughts and ideas that I’ve had to put on hold because The Man wants me to do some chores.
I’ve devised a list that I will be getting on with until my second semester...
Dear Santa,
Your reply has been speedy considering the time of year, so cheers for that.
Regarding the DSLR, I’ve been told the Nikon D40 for a cheapun (ish) or the D60 if you’re feeling flash.
Here is a proper list, as requested:
Nikon DSLR
Halfway to Hollywood by Michael Palin
Drawing for the Artistically Undiscovered by Quentin Blake and John Cassidy
Laurel and Hardy DVD...
URGENT! MISSING PERSON! →
A friend of mine has had a close friend go missing over the weekend. He went missing in Bath and I believe he has connections with London.
PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND GET HIS FACE ACROSS THE INTERNET.
IT IS OUT OF CHARACTER FOR CASPER TO GO MISSING.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4611834&id=594020559#/group.php?gid=189171186774&ref=nf
...
November 2009
27 posts
